The man was a gourmand
And, a poor man
When it came to food
He had to feed a brood
Hot dogs and Kraft Dinner
Was all always a winner
When invited out to eat
He would never miss a beat
He loved buffets
Because he could graze
Upon the food
Actually, he seemed quite rude
He loved Christmastime
His favorite time to dine
Eat and eat mainly all the meat
Once gone, he’d look for all the sweets
The man was a glutton
Needed to wear a button
Explaining that he overate
Knowing that it was quite a mistake
When all you have at home is cheap stuff, and you get the chance to enjoy some good cooking, it’s hard to resist!
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A fun read, Susan! I won’t go to buffets…far too much temptation!
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Thanks, Bill.
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Oh dear, I’d say this man needs to learn a little restraint 🙂
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Yes he sure does 🙂
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😂
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