The End of Something Great

It is with great sadness that Chelsea has decided to discontinue the weekly terrible poetry contest. So today I sat down and wrote the following bunches of silliness for The Final Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.  Holy moly chicken man All I want is a grand I will be your friend for a long time Until

Hammy – Terrible Poetry Contest

The following was written for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest   Hammy the hamster Was such a little prankster He hid in dad’s shoe   When dad stepped into Are you ready for this one Squish, Hammy no more  

Raking Leaves

The following poem is for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.    Early spring and the ground is smushy Have to get outside and rake like a hussy Raking the leaves makes me question Why I didn’t do this last fall in a session Now my back is breaking from all the dam raking Still have

Happy Birthday Chelsea

The following was written for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.   This is a birthday song that we sing in our family.   Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Chelsea, happy birthday to you. May you live a thousand years May you drink a thousand beers Get plastered you b_st_r_

Win A Bunkie Contest

If you live in Ontario Canada I just found the perfect “She Shed”. Not only is it a bunkie but it’s also a log cabin bunkie. How awesome this would be to win. It’s a $9,000.0lo0 value. Most years my mother in law lives with us during the summer months. I know she’d love to