The End of Something Great

It is with great sadness that Chelsea has decided to discontinue the weekly terrible poetry contest. So today I sat down and wrote the following bunches of silliness for The Final Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.  Holy moly chicken man All I want is a grand I will be your friend for a long time UntilContinue reading “The End of Something Great”

Happy Birthday Chelsea

The following was written for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.   This is a birthday song that we sing in our family.   Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Chelsea, happy birthday to you. May you live a thousand years May you drink a thousand beers Get plastered you b_st_r_Continue reading “Happy Birthday Chelsea”